Hungry Piggies

While I am by no means obsessed with Angry Birds like many of my friends, I do think it's a fun, clever little diversion. But am I the only one who wonders why I'm supposed to side only with the birds? Am I just supposed to stand by and let the birds reproduce willy-nilly ad infinitem while the piggies starve to death? I think we're just not giving those piggies enough credit. They're resourceful, crafty, and smart enough to design and erect some really effective fortifications. I'd rather be playing Hungry Piggies, to be honest. Screw those birds!